Archive for September, 2008

Luke @ Clyde Common

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

LUKE @ Clyde Common (503) 228-3333
1014 SW Stark Street, Portland, Oregon, 97205

Why he’s dreamy:
Tagliatelle with spring onions, morel and king oyster mushrooms, chard, and grana padano is a down-to-earth delight, and we love the combination of seared scallop with grilled beef tongue, fennel, and green goddess. The marinated octopus, blood sausage, potato, orange, and oregano appetizer is sassy and surprising, just the way we love a cool chef.

P.S. We really hope we didn’t get his name wrong. Our notes are a little difficult to read due to the *ahem* effectiveness and efficiency of the crushable-in-their-own-right bartenders and their dee-lish alcoholic concoctions. *sheepish grin* Feel free to correct us if we’re tipsy, errrr, mistaken…

John, Kasey, Katrina, & Drew @ Toro Bravo

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

JOHN, KASEY, KATRINA, & DREW @ Toro Bravo (503) 281-4464
120 NE Russell Street, Portland, Oregon, 97212

Why they’re dreamy:
From paprika and manchego fritters to seared scallops with romesco, this charming kitchen crew turns out flawless small plates and fetching entrees. The coppa steak is the sassiest slab of beef in town, well-dressed and a smashing deal at $14. Smooth, efficient service and pacing make Toro Bravo a perfect date destination, providing you can tear your eyes off the cuties crafting your meal. And don’t skip dessert- we’re awfully fond of the churros with chocolate sauce, and the caramel panna cotta is positively crushtastic.

Devon @ Nostrana

Friday, September 19th, 2008


(photo from Plate and Pitchfork event, courtesy of CGRP)

DEVON @ Nostrana (503) 234-2427
1401 SE Morrison, Portland, Oregon, 97214

Why she’s dreamy:
“The Lady Pizziola, Devon Chase, at Nostrana is simply dreamy. I love watching her reach for the pizza paddles over the wood fired oven with her rolled-up sleeves. She is a cute little redhead who makes deliciously gooey pizzas served with the most beautiful green eyes, magically sparkling smile…and often an inappropriate sarcastic joke or two.” ~CrushGirlRP

Thanks, CGRP, for sharing this hottie with us! Great photo, and we totally have a weakness for cute little redheads. Blame Charlie Brown.

Walt and Kevin @ Pine State Biscuits

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

WALT and KEVIN @ Pine State Biscuits (503) 236-3346
3640 SE Belmont Street, Portland, Oregon, 97214

Why they’re dreamy:
Biscuits, baby, biscuits! It’s all about the fluffy flour pucks here, and these guys know how to serve them up with flair. Keep it sweet and simple with jam, butter and honey, or Pine State pimento cheese spread, or go for the heart-cloggingly complex “Reggie deluxe” with fried chicken, bacon, egg, cheese, and gravy. (No, we’re not joking.) Crushing on these cuties might be hard on the hips, but it’s definitely easy on the eyes and the pocketbook!

Contest Winners

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Wow! Thanks for the awesome response, everyone! After sorting through a ton of entries, we decided to nix our silly preference for in-state chefs…There are just too many adorable chefs out there for us to ignore, plus we were overwhelmed (and pleased as punch!) by the number of chef crushers spread across the country! Someday, we hope to be able to actually eat the food that these two up-and-coming talents create, but for now we’ll settle for the eloquent words of our wonderful readers. Without further ado, we present to you the winning nominations/entries of our first ever chef crush contest…

JONATHON SAWYER (Cleveland, OH)

Why he’s dreamy:
“I have an unbelievable crush on this chef! Not only is he magnificent in the kitchen, but he is a great father and a friend of the environment. We are in the process of opening The Greenhouse Tavern, the first green restaurant in Cleveland, and Chef Sawyer is also the partner at Bar Cento, a Roman enoteca in downtown Cleveland. I know that you asked for entries close to Oregon, and we are the opposite of that. But we are close in spirit.” ~CrushGirlAZS

Well we think he’s a total hottie, along with the rest of his kitchen crew. Plus, this is not the first time that Chef Sawyer has been brought to our attention. Now we can finally take him off our Unrequited Crushes page! The menus at both restaurants make us salivate, and it’s also unbelievably sexy when a chef chooses environmentally responsible practices like recycling and organic/local/sustainable food sourcing. Thanks, CGAZS! Your autographed copy of Simmer Down, a Gourmet Girl Mystery by Susan Conant and Jessica Conant-Park, is on its way to you.

MATHIEU PALOMBINO (Brooklyn, NY)

Why he’s dreamy:
“He’s pretty far from Portland, but chef Mathieu Palombino is definitely my Number One Crush. Okay, he’s my husband, too, so I’m a little biased. Mathieu has worked in some serious kitchens in NYC- Bouley, Cello, Union Pacific, BLT Fish, etc.- and if you’re not much of a blinker, you may have seen him on “Iron Chef America” or (embarrassingly) “The Restaurant.” When it came time to open his own restaurant, though, he was set on doing some serious pizza- he’s also a trained pizzaiolo. Motorino will open in Williamsburg, Brooklyn next month, and I could not be more excited and happy for him. He’ll be cooking things other than Pizza Napoletana in his wood-fired oven, like eels, suckling pigs, and whole fish. My favorite part of the menu is, of course, his homemade gelato. He is also an amazing husband and father (that’s our son, Francesco, in the picture), and above anything else- culinary skills and all- THAT is why he’s my Chef Crush.” ~CrushGirlAP

So many things can give us a chef crush…Great food and a cute face are definitely the most obvious, but they’re certainly not the only reasons. Managing to be a good husband and father while maintaining chef’s hours is no small feat, and we salute all chef families for putting up with the craziness and keeping their cooking loved ones sane enough to feed us. We also hope that we’re going to be able to get a table at Motorino next time we’re back East, but based on the appeal of those menu items, we figure we might have to try and pull some strings. Hehehe. Thanks, CGAP! Your autographed copy of Turn Up The Heat, a Gourmet Girl Mystery by Susan Conant and Jessica Conant-Park, is on its way to you.

Thanks again to everyone who entered, and to authors Conant and Conant-Park for donating the prizes! Keep your eyes peeled for more cute cooks and fun contests in the future, and as always, keep those chef crush nominations coming!